Now I realize that some of you, maybe most of you, have no idea who I am. You may be thinking, "why in the WORLD would I send this chick money? SURE! GOATS! WHAT-ever." All I can say to that is, I understand your skepticism. After all, it isn't every day that someone walks around our Nation's Capital wearing a sign around her neck talkin' about goats.

I will say though, that you can email me and we can try and sort out a payment. Send it via carrier pigeon. Drop it in my mailbox. Meet me in a dark alley (wait, no). It's all good. Online email transfer is safe and I am not interested in stealing your money. So yes! Onwards and upwards! I'd love to receive whatever you have to give!
.........wait, no. That's too far, I've gone too far.
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